MacKenzie. 15. Appalachia. Master of shitty webcam selfies and not talking about my emotions.

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weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

jizeru-jueru:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

This particular set doesn’t make the rounds on Tumblr much, probably because it’s a bit darker in tone - I think it drives the point home a lot better. 

Why is the white person in there………

4thalbum:

when u see a spider on the floor

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

seeherwheniwake:

koalakeys:

"I decided to get a little creative this year. I present Edgar Allan Ho"

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

PLUTO IS A FUCKING PLANET AGAIN OMFGKSUCHE #vivalapluto #fyeah

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does